Information table at Family Med in Stanley, NC
I made myself a snowball,
as perfect as can be
I thought I'd keep it as a pet,
and let it sleep with me
I made it some pajamas,
and a pillow for its head
then last night it ran away,
but first it wet the bed!!!
Author ~ Unknown
*Christmas Dinner Jokes*
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
Don't forget to brush!
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